The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning

God damn, this thing is so pathetic.  I wrote a nice little promotional piece for the Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning, and Word Press decided to eat half of my text.  Yeah, it left the fucking top piece, but just forgot to save everything else.  What a waste of space.  Man, I am so pissed right now, I had no choice but to vent.  I’d rather throw Word Press through the window, but my laptop?  I don’t think so.  Venting is the only resource I have right now.  I don’t know what I would have done if I had to post my thesis via Word Press?  Imagine if my psychology department, decided in a state of madness, that posting one’s thesis over a blogging system was a cool and retro idea, and Word Press posting decided that the first paragraph was the only part of the thesis worthy of being saved, I would have just gone and hung myself.  I mean, what else is left?

*Sigh* .  I am so mad, I can spit.  Ah, now I am sounding like my girlfriend’s, southern mother, I must be pissed!

Anyways, before I blow a fuse.  There’s a second installment of the 2003: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.  It’s called “The Beginning“.  It has it’s own story.   Typical, people driving through Texas, and the doom of life comes after them.  However it maybe, I am sure it’s going to be scary.  Leatherface, was never a cute thing to look at anyways, even with the skinned masks he used to delicately make out of people’s face!  Far less for the retardedly formed face he had, due to the skin disease he was born with. 

I know a lot of people didn’t enjoy the first one, due to the fact they were already obsessed with the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre, from 1974.  But, the remake wasn’t that bad, and reeled in a lot of box office credit.  So, it would not be wise to dump on their parade as of yet.

The official website for The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning, has some awesome, and yet scary,audio for your listening pleasure.  The gloomy effect that it successful carries with it, is a good way to get all psyched for the movie.

So far, they have such sites as My Space, doing promotional “ganda” for them.  It’s pretty impressive, and exciting to have a new installation of this movie classic.  Can’t wait.  Remember, it’s 10.06.06.  Get your tickets before they run out, and remember to scream!

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (Movie Details)

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (Production Photos)

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Begining (Message Board)

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (IMDb Page)

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (Joblo.com Page)

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (Wikipedia Page)

To just do a promotional scheme for a movie, and leave out the facts about it, would be highly careless of me.  I wanted to make sure that people don’t go see this movie, and be afraid that this situation actually happened, to some pathetic youngin’s who didn’t know any better, to drive through Texas, on such a long stretched road. I mean, why not fly?  Or how about finding other routes? I mean, you are looking for some kind of trouble, driving down such an awry, stretch of road! In the middle of fucking, nowhere!  Especially in such places as Hickville!  Whatever their stupidity may have been, I just want you to understand, that there happens to be no stupid individuals, like that in existence, or sadly nonexistence, in this sad world we live in.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, like other movies as Buffalo Bill - From Silence of the Lamb and Psycho, characters were manifested from one unfortunate soul, Ed Gein.  He was actually from Wisconsin, and not Texas, and did use the skin of people, but wasn’t deformed as Leatherface.  He was very scary looking, as you can see from the image to your right, so no wonder he was a serial killer. I mean, if I looked like that, and had to see this face in the mirror every morning, I might go all “Psycho” on people, no pun intended.

To find out more, in detailed biography of Ed Gein, please visit my link list below:

Crime Library Biography of Ed Gein

Actual Photos of Ed Gein/Photos of Crime Scenes

If these don’t satisfy your fancy, there’s been a movie made about Ed Gein. I mean, it’s always interesting seeing these biographies in motion.  If you are seriously interested, you can look at a review of the movie at Popcorn Pictures.  Or go right ahead, and order your own DVD from Amazon, for available prices from $4.45.   Or, if you just want to rent it, I believe Netflix has it for online renting.  The movie sadly only received a 2 star rating, but what good horror movie have you seen, with anything higher than a 3 1/2?  I am sure there are some, but the true best ones, are always the ones with the lowest ratings.  I mean, what does a pompous critique really know about good movies?

 I want to leave you with a Trailer that I found of the movie: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning.  I figured it would be nice to excite you from now!